Make Sex An Olympic Sport?

Given the popularity of the 2016 Summer Olympic Games in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, perhaps the International Olympic Committee (IOC) should seriously consider making sex (not love, just the actual sexual acts) an Olympic sport. I'm sure there would be numerous contenders for the gold, silver and bronze medals in say, sucking, fucking, rimming and just plain, old eating ass! Who wouldn't want to proudly display a gold medal on their naked body? 

There are two factors that encourage the IOC to incorporate this inclusion into the Olympic championships. First, it is Summer and most, if not all, of us are already naked anyway. Second, sex is a normal part of everyday life. Making it an Olympic event only makes sense. It helps to make the Olympics a reality and also inclusive. What top or bottom would not be proud to wear a gold medal dangling from his prodigious cock (dick, penis) or draped around his bodacious bubble-butt? 

As many of us are outdoors having sex anyway, there's nothing wrong or embarrassing about a few cameras from the media recording our exploits. Allow the judges to assign their scores and award the medals accordingly. Allow us the opportunity to witness how the "best of the best" perform their amazing feats!  

We can even create a new category, "Best Foreplay" which allows for the demonstration of prowess in getting our prestigious bottoms sufficiently open in the reception of our exceptional cocks (dicks, penises). These foreplay skills could be judged by technique: originality, style, effectiveness and, of course, appeal. 

I can think of no pair of lips that would object to having the gold medal in "best cock-sucking" hung around his neck! Come on, bragging rights for an entire four years? Who's going to pass on an opportunity to turn down that medal? 

The possibilities are endless. The competition is universal. The honors are appealing and carry an enormous amount of prestige. I think it is now time to let the games begin!

Take care and stay proud and bare!

ReNude Pride