Stripping Advice

I'm certain that we've all been in the same situation at least once in our lives. We've just returned home with a "hot" date - or we've just met him at the club - and we're anxious and eager to take things to the next level. Keep in mind that I'm not referring to the elevator here. I mean that we want to get busy and have unbridled and uninhibited full-blown and fantastic sex. Got the picture now?

Our intended partner in passion is removing his clothes and we're struggling to do the same. Neither of us are wanting to postpone our complete sexual exploration for another moment longer than necessary. As the vast majority of us live in environments that aren't conducive to unrestricted public nudity, we're forced to remove the layers of clothing that we're legally required to wear when out in public. 

In our haste to undress and impress, we've taken a short-cut and are taking off our pants and underwear simultaneously. The bundle of clothing becomes difficult to maneuver around our ankles and off our feet. Just as in the gif clip above. 

There's no dignified way out of this very awkward predicament. We have two options here.

1. Pretend that we're still in control and struggle to get the damn bundle off our feet while more than likely falling flat on our face.
2. Pulling the offending garments back onto our body and then removing them one-by-one in full view of our intended sex-mate who by now is completely bare with a raging erection and watching our every move with a bemused expression on his face. 

What would you do?

Strip advice: Make it a policy to always make it a policy to strip professionally for any prospective sexual partner. Make like an accomplished stripper and take off your clothing, item by item, in the most enticing and provocative manner possible. In my case, being the committed "bottom" that I am, I use my buttocks to there full advantage and force my prospect to want to rip my boxers off me and enter my man-hole like a starved lion. That works for me every time!

Take care and stay proud and bare!

ReNude Pride